Rule #8: Lap Animal

Details

This garment-dyed tee carries the worn-in warmth of a trail memory and the dry humor of backcountry lore. Soft, heavyweight cotton and a relaxed cut give it an easy, lived-in feel — the kind of shirt you reach for after a long day on the trail or while swapping stories around a camp stove. The vintage-style back print reads like a park bulletin board: mountains and lodgepole pines, a tourist cautiously approaching a bison, and the sly headline “Teton Tourist — Pet It.” It’s quiet on the front with a small chest mark and bold on the back, balancing subtle everyday wear with a statement that starts conversations. Wear it on cooler mornings, at trailheads, or when you want to bring a bit of national-park humor to town.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and supple texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for durability
- Relaxed fit available in S–4XL with a sewn-in label; consult size chart
- Clean front chest mark; large vintage-style illustrated back print

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean